He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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