I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
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She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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