Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Randomize
