nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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