Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
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Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
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I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize