I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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