It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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