Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Enjoy the penises
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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