He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
