Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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