'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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