Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
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in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
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I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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