Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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