I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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