i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
