guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
