Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
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in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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