just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
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he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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