I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
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jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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