we're chasing vodka with high fives
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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