dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
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Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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