I don't think brook has ever known best
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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