we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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