she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I want you more than these girls want KFC
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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