Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
then he tried to convert me to islam
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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