ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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