Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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