I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
this hospital has no fireball
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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