I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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