Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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