i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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