i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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