how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
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