Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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