her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
please don't ironically join a cult
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