This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Let's get the cat blown out
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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