That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
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You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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