i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
