it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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