I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
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Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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