hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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