where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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