how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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