can u get pink eye on your cock?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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