don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
