you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
last night I used snow as a chaser
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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