Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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