i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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