yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Randomize
