If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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