even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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