I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
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Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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