I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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